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Oh chemistry, how I loathe thee.

Due to long long hours spent studying for the chemistry exam that is finally finally over with, there hasn't been much that is blogworthy going on lately. So I borrowed this from Leah, and voilĂ ! Insta-post! I grabbed the book closest to me, turned to page 56, started with the 5th sentence, and typed a few in.

"Ions with larger mass are deflected less; ions with smaller mass are deflected more. This deflection essentially sorts the ions by mass because most of them have the same +1 charge. The deflected ions pass through to a detector, which measure the ions as a current that is directly proprtional to the number of ions. This allows the determination of the relative abundance of the various ions in the sample."

Unfortunately, as luck would have it, the book nearest me just happens to be a chemistry book.

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My greatest accomplishment

This. This is my greatest accomplishment. Well, for today at least. Now, this may look like a simple 200mm long hinge, but I'll have you know that a good 3+ hours of frustration and hard work went into that little pretend piece of metal. And now it is done. And I am proud. The end.

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Attention, a tragedy has occurred.

As you may know, the Large Hadron Collider was turned on about a week and a half ago. They were warming it up (and by "warming it up" I actually mean cooling it down to around -460° F) and running a few tests, building up to mid-October when they would actually start shooting those particles at each other at [close to] the speed of light. Exciting stuff! But here's the bad news: A mere 10 days after firing it up, a giant helium leak is forcing them to shut everything back down. AND, since before they can go in and fix it they have to get the temperature back up to, say, I don't know, not absolute zero (and then back down once it's fixed!), it's going to be another couple of months before the masses can really start panicking about blackholes swallowing the world. Blast! Katelan and I were getting so excited about wearing this shirt!

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In the event of a velociraptor invasion, I'm doomed.

I could survive for 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

Great news, guys! If a velociraptor and I were both chained to a bunk bed with 7 foot chains, I would survive for approximately 28 seconds. Okay, maybe that's not such great news, maybe it actually means that I am a tragically wimpy pansy with zero street skillz. But you know what? I'm not really all that concerned about it. There are 2 things factoring in to my unconcerned attitude: 1) The case happens to be that velociraptors are extinct. 2) The Jones Soda cap from the bottle (Strawberry Lime!) I just opened says:

A long time, see? That translates to "longer than 28 seconds." So I feel fairly confident that I won't be encountering a velociraptor chained to a bunk bed any time soon. What a relief.


In other news, the Large Hadron Collider has not yet destroyed the world. Katelan and I will soon be buying this t-shirt and have big plans to wear it the day after they start shooting those particles at eachother. Go science!

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Yes indeed, go dwags. For the more literate and less inebriated portion of the population, a translation reads Go Dawgs! It's game day at Mississippi State and I've got my fingers crossed for another win. The fact that we're playing Auburn does worry me, but hey, we beat them last year! Then again, last year we didn't start out the season losing to Louisiana Tech.

As exciting as game day is, I am not really in the mood for it today. Today I am sniffly and achy and tired and just want to stay in bed watching the rest of Season 1 of Heroes. But duty calls. So at 4:15 I will put on my brand new, never-been-worn-by-anyone marching uniform and trudge over to McCarthy Gym to warm up with the band. Atleast I'll be trudging in style though! As I just mentioned, the new uniforms are making their debut today. Exciting times in Band Land!

The game comes on at 6 pm CST/7 pm EST on ESPN2. Tune in and pray that we don't get slaughtered!

Go Dwags!

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3 Awesome Things Discovered In The Last 10 Hours

For some reason, in about 2 hours I will have pulled an all-nighter. I blame it on Firefox's oh-so-rad StumbleUpon add-on, as I can (clearly!) spend hours upon hours hitting that Stumble button, excited to see what new and exciting corner of the web it'll bring me next. But more on that later, when we get to number 3 on my list of Supa Fly Things Very Recently Brought To My Attention. Number 3 is just the icing on the cake that was my Evening Of Discovering Super Things! So, without further ado, topping the charts we have...

  1. ChaCha!
    ChaCha has to be the most brilliant idea in the world. It's simple: They have people (Guides) all over the country logging on whenever they have time, sitting by a computer with their special little ChaCha programs running. Then the rest of the country can think of a question, any question, and text it to ChaCha (242242). One of these Guides will receive the question and send an answer back. The answers can range anywhere from "What times will The Dark Knight [fantastic movie, by the way, in case you hadn't heard the entire rest of the country saying that] be showing at Park 12 Cobb Theater?" to "What's the funniest joke you know?" and beyond. Use your imagination. They get paid 20 cents for every message they send, so no question is too dumb/silly/lame for them.
    For example:
    My darling recently-broken-up friend's question: "Where can I find a decent guy?"
    ChaCha's answer: "Get all dolled up and go to Home Depot! Or go to a dog park. Nice guys are everywhere."
    OR
    "What is your favorite state?"
    "Kansas! Because that's where I'm from, and Hawaii because I want to go there."
    "What will you do when you go?"
    "Eat lots of good food and check out the hunnies on the beach!"
    Honestly. Can you think of a better idea than ChaCha?


  2. eBay
    1 hour ago, I realized the highly addictive power of eBay. Also a brilliant idea. It's just something that holds such potential: "Ooooh, I can actually afford that!! ... Hey! That jerk outbid me! Well, I'll show him. Booya! Take that!" Don't worry Mom, I'm not doing anything dumb, I'm just saying that eBay has the power to become highly addictive. Like gambling. But fear not! I won't be gambling away what little money I do have.

  3. This video.

Especially since our first marching show at Mississippi State this year will apparently be a Michael Jackson show, in which I will have to actually dance a portion of the Thriller dance. Yikes! I can only hope that I'll look as kickin as Darth Vader.

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Summer is the bomb-diggety.


I love summer. Fantastic weather (rain or shine, either one works for me!), superb vacations, spending time with friends you haven't seen in months, and (for me atleast, as I have no job) just generally being able to spend the day doing whatever the heck I want. It's awesome. Sorry to those of you who have actual jobs and are contributing to the greater good of society. I don't know how you would feel if I told you how much time I spend doing nothing more than laying in the sunshine by the pool, reading. It's a good life! :)

On a side note, it is interesting how some things apparently just don't change... like the ice cream man! When I was a kid swimming at the pool, he would come flying into the parking lot, bells jingling, and all the kids would scream "The Ice Cream Man!" and run to their parents for money. And guess what? That exact same scenario still plays out every single day, 10 years later. Oh, ice cream man. What power you have.